English Humor Quotes

English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.

Comedy is a very big part of the English culture, the sense of humor; it's a very dominant trait.

I intend, before the endgame looms, to die sitting in a chair in my own garden with a glass of brandy in my hand and Thomas Tallis on the iPod. Oh, and since this is England, I had better add, 'If wet, in the library.' Who could say that this is bad?

English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

I like an English sense of humor: dry, dirty, a little bit off. That's kind of my taste.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them.

Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.

I was born in England - though both of my parents are American - and there's something about the 'Muppets' where they have this combination of English and American humor.