Easter Basket Quotes

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

Easter is an ancient festival of rebirth, but it's also an excellent excuse for eating eggs. I really like eggs, of both the chocolate and chicken variety. But the chocolate ones, you must admit, can sustain only a fleeting interest. A sweet, sugary hit - and then it's gone.

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.