Drinking Experience Quotes

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, "What is this? This is pointless! It's - you can't taste it, you can't smell it... Why did we waste our money on this, bloody - why are we on a traffic island?"

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

I like the effect drink has on me.

One glass of water doesn't equal another. One may just appease the thirst, the other you may enjoy thoroughly. In Japan, people know about this difference.

There's nothing in the world like that first taste of beer.

Vodka is much easier on your system than dark whisky and stuff.

Bartending took the romanticism out of drinking.

Wine is crying juice. Rum is worse.

Only I could drink a thousand drinks and never forget a damn thing. I would just remember every detail of the thousand drinks down to the shapes of the ice cubes.

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.

I'm not hooked on cognac, but I've enjoyed it over the years.

At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok, can we get 8 of those please, give us 8 of those." There's the other one, you know, where you go "Ga... bt... Jesus, WHAT is that?" Very, very occasionally I concede you will hit a subtle one. You know, where you go "Ga... ba... ah, actually that's not that bad, that is. It's quite nice."