Divine Humor Quotes

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

If you want to make god laugh, make a plan.

This world is a vaporous jest at best, Tossed off by the gods in laughter, And a cruel attempt at wit were it, If nothing better came after.

The Lord took twice the time making thee, Alvin Smith, cause it took that long to put the mischief in.

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

Man plans. God laughs.

Uncontrollable laughter arose among the blessed gods.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.

that's me. ancient history." [Poseidon to Paul]

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.

Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh.

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

If at all God's gaze falls upon us all it's with a mischievous grin, look at him.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

I always think it is kind of funny when it comes to wisdom, and I say God has a sense of humor, because my middle name is Solomon, and I love the Book of Proverbs which is written by Solomon, and I have read from the Book of Proverbs to start and end every day since I was 14.

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

I like a spirituality with a God that knows how to drive a car, that knows how to take his girl to the dance club, dance all night, have a little drink, kiss the kid when they come back in and go to sleep. God doesn't need a chauffeur - he needs to drive himself.

There is no humor in heaven.

God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.

You know how I always say that laughter is carbonated holiness? Well, Robin was the ultimate proof of that, and bubbles are spirit made visible.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.