I’ll never speak to God again.
Man, sometimes God really sucks.
There cannot be a personal God without a pessimistic religion. As soon as there is a personal God he is a disappointing God.
Sin is not just breaking God's laws; it is breaking His heart.
If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.
You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.
We're either nothing or a God's regret.
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
We're more concerned about our own "victory" over sin than we are about the fact that our sins grieve God's heart.
The God that can only love something like this man. And from then on it was all downhill.
A heartless Christian must be a terrible grief to our Lord.
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a human being, of even the highest intelligence and culture, delivers an opinion upon a matter apart from his particular and especial line of interest, training and experience, it will always be an opinion of so foolish and so valueless a sort that it can be depended upon to suggest to our Heavenly Father that the human being is another disappointment and that he is no considerable improvement upon the monkey.
He sighed. It was a long sigh, weary and worldly-wise. The kind of sigh you could picture God heaving after six days of hard work and looking forward to some serious cosmic R&R, only to be handed a report by an angel concerning a problem with someone eating an apple.
Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he's most assur d, glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven, as make the angels weep.
It bums me out tremendously what the church has become, and if it's got me bummed, imagine what Jesus Christ must be feeling.
If it were Christ's intention to save all men, how deplorably He has been disappointed!
Father expected a good deal of God. He didn't actually accuse God of inefficiency, but when he prayed his tone was loud and angry, like that of a dissatisfied guest in a carelessly managed hotel.
