People who wave digital cameras at shows are the same people who sit in front of you at hockey games and wear those giant foam-rubber fingers that say, We're number one!'
Nothing gets on other people's nerves at the office more than a whistler. And the sad part is, these whistlers don't know they're doing it. Someone should, tactfully, tell the whistler how much it disrupts the office environment.
I think I am very disturbing on the set because I am singing all the time. I won't say I am a singer, but I do sing a lot.
I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered.
I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.
When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
Why? Do you find this" - he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose - "distracting?
Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
