Death Comparison Quotes

The meanest life is better than the most glorious death.

They can rule the world while they can persuade us our pain belongs in some order is death by famine worse than death by suicide, than a life of famine and suicide?

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Death is like my car. It takes me where I want to go.

"Death by love is fairer by far than death by illness", said Amenhotep III.

I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

The separating of a section of America for Afro- Americans is similar to expecting a heaven in the sky somewhere after you die.

Cut if you will with sleep's dull knife, the years from off your life, my friend! the years that death takes off my life, he'll take from off the other end!

Being dead will be no different from being unborn -- I shall be just as I was in the time of William the Conqueror or the dinosaurs or the trilobites. There is nothing to fear in that.

I'm more afraid of marriage than death.

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

It is fun to be alive. It's a hell of a lot better than being dead.

Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year.

If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad.

Your chances of dying a violent death are 1/500th of what they used to be during medieval times.

And when a beest is deed, he hath no peyne; But man after his deeth moot wepe and pleyne.

At least it's better to be married than to be dead.

Socrates dies with honor, surrounded by his disciples listening to the most tender words -the easiest death that one could wish to die. Jesus dies in pain, dishonor, mockery, the object of universal cursing - the most horrible death that one could fear. At the receipt of the cup of poison, Socrates blesses him who could not give it to him without tears; Jesus, while suffering the sharpest pains, prays for His most bitter enemies. If Socrates lived and died like a philosopher, Jesus lived and died like a god.

[T]he cradle is shallower than the grave.

Deep, deep trouble. Can't rival the dead for love. Lose every time.

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.

Life. Consider the alternative.

Every minute hundreds of thousands of people die all over the world … so the deaths of tens of thousands of human beings, even if they are our own compatriots, represent really very little.

There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.