Death And Taxes Quotes

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.

No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.

They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've done it, and there's consequences, but it can be done. Death you're not going to get out of, and you kind of got to deal with it.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them!

Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.

Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. And in Donald Trump's case, lies.

As certain as death and taxes.

It has long been said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes. Automatic enrollment for insurance of 401k loans would add an additional certainty. Fewer Americans would suffer the unnecessary loss of retirement savings due to unanticipated and untimely misfortune in an already stressful time of need.

Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but nothing in this world is certain but death and taxes.

Human nature stays the same, the one thing that stays constant, like death and taxes. And people still want good stories!