When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands.
When it comes to meeting and attracting women, many men are resigned and complacent. We figure some guys were born with that particular power and other guys weren't. I wasn't.
I'm a serial dater. When I see someone I like, we go on multiple dates.
Dating is a numbers game. What we try to promise is good first dates. Once that first date happens, it's really up to you.
There's nothing called a perfect pick-up line. Men always have to face the risk of rejection.
I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
I think what's universal is the idea of auditioning. It's something that you do in every kind of job market. You audition every time you go on a date, you audition at a job interview, and it's always about trying to put the best version of yourself forward and seeing what sticks and what doesn't.
The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her.
Growing up, dating seemed pretty straightforward: If someone was interested in getting to know you on a romantic level, they approached, exchanged info, and proceeded to communicate with you in a consistent fashion between outings of various natures.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
In order to date, you need to make up your mind to date, meet many people, and have blind dates offered to you, but that's not easy. It's more difficult as you get older. I don't think it's possible to do something by force, either.
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
When it comes to dating, I'm straightforward and traditional with a twist.
I've never had any problems with women. Having been one of the world's greatest womanizers they've probably had more problems with me.
People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari - like they're trying to land the trophy.
What our grandmothers told us about playing hard to get is true. The whole point of the game is to impress and capture. It's not about honesty. Many men and women, when they're playing the courtship game, deceive so they can win. Novelty, excitement and danger drive up dopamine in the brain. And both sexes brag.
I'm currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it's all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.
Men have just come up to me and asked for my number right away. That doesn't work. You have to know somebody and have a conversation.
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.
One of the things I've told men over and over and over and over is if you're being rejected by all the women that you approach, it's not the women!
I’ve never met anyone who made it with a chick because they owned a Tom Waits album. I’ve got all three, and it’s never helped me.
Everyone in the dating business wants to know what women want - it's the billion-dollar question. But it's simple: put one in charge, and you find out.
I've never dated anywhere else, so I only know L.A. dating, and I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy. I've pulled back and taken the pressure off of myself to figure it out, because there's so much pressure about status that dating has become this game where you pull out all your tricks.
Men give the same lines to different women for the same reason women wear the same perfume for different men; we all try the things that work.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
