I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"
Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Makes of men date, like makes of car.
Yeah, it turns out that guys don't like deals on laser hair removal or pole dancing lessons.
