culinary seduction Quotes

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.

Cooking can be like foreplay.

I think women make the same mistake with me all the time. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

You first parents of the human race...who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."

...it was so rich and exotic I was seduced into taking one bite and then another as I tried to chase the flavors back to their source.

You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say to yourself, I should really wrap this up and save it for tomorrow. But the sandwich is calling you: Remember the taste you just had. So fatty. It's what you want. It's what you are! I've never gotten home from Katz's with a doggie bag in my hand. A pastrami sandwich at Katz's is what's bad and good about food. It's the sacred and the profane.