I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.
I have the Internet, but the first that happens with it is my machine will crash. I get by when it's operating. What would I know about updating?
I detest computers. If you had a device like that 30 years ago that froze up constantly, misbehaved constantly, lost your information and screwed up when you needed it the most, it would have been laughable.
You can't go to Windows Update and get a patch for stupidity.
I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.
There's no other major item most of us own that is as confusing, unpredictable and unreliable as our personal computers.
It's doubtful that any fiction worth reading has been produced on a computer running Windows Vista.
