[the best advice about women] was from Robert Evans. The line was in his book, but he told me, "When it comes to a woman's mind, I know nothing."
I was reminding myself of the one basic rule for experts on females: confine yourself absolutely to explaining why she did what she has already done because that will save the trouble of explaining why she didn't do what you said she would.
There are men who talk of women and others who talk to them. I don’t talk of them, I prefer talking to them
I'm very fortunate in the sense that outside of cohabitating relationships and so forth, I've always got on just as well with women.
No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.
My dear fellow, the truth isn’t quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl. What extraordinary ideas you have about the way to behave to a woman!