Chardonnay Quotes

Everyone can commit to 20 minutes, especially if there's a glass of Chardonnay afterwards.

Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.

No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where the Burgundian varietals Chardonnay and Pinot Noir are planted in its cooler climates.

When I hear a girl has had two babies by the age of 16, I think two things: Is she called Chardonnay, and what is she doing with her life?

I love Far Niente, Cakebread Chardonnay, and I love Opus One!

I think Thanksgiving is the perfect occasion to break open a buttery, oaky Chardonnay from California.

If I'm having a chardonnay in the show, it'll be green tea with water.

I'm going to defend to the death my glass of Chardonnay. This is going to be a holy war for us.

A lot of author events are basically hour-long classes in entropy perched on bad seating under bright, hard lights, with - if you're lucky - bad Chardonnay and cheese on a stick waiting for you at the end of the ride.