Cat Instincts Quotes

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are. When all else fails, wash. And I think I could master the thing that cats do, where they stalk away pretending they meant to do whatever it was in the first place; showing their wounded dignity.

Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.

I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.

I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it's cute, they're really just checking your vitals for weak spots.

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them.

No animal is a better judge of comfort than a cat.

Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

Because I’m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If there’s a saucer of milk to spill, I’d rather spill it than let it lie. If my mistress grows absent-minded and leaves a ball of yarn about, I’ll bat it between my paws, and unravel it. Because it’s fun. Because it’s what cats do best.