I think my high-school acting career lasted a day.
Life is like a very short visit to a toyshop between birth and death.
Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been to a house of prostitution, but I understand that you get in more than seven minutes.
Yes, my pageant career was incredibly short. I started at 19 and was done at 21. I started by competing for Miss California Teen, which I wound up winning, and I literally just entered the contest on a whim!
I've never done a show for more than one season, in my entire life.
... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second.
A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it's all over.
I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.
