A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.
I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.
Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.
