Behavior Shift Quotes

You know I used to listen to music a lot more.

I used to always prefer to text, and in fact got indignant when people called. This was totally irrational.

We're sharing things in our lives everyday that we wouldn't have picked up the phone to talk about ten years ago.

Before kids, I was really going to the limit. Afterwards, I was approaching the limit but then maybe turning around.

I used to be a night owl. I no longer am a night owl.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.

You don't want to say the money changes you, but it definitely does.

One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.

Whatever past you had, when you become a mother, it's a whole different thing. You can't even predict it. I've seen women who were nightmare party girls, who were just crazy, and then they have a baby, and this thing comes over them and changes them.

I have spent many a night in an Internet chat room, but not since I've been married. I don't do the chat rooms anymore, but I have become completely addicted to Ebay.

In fact it's quite gratifying for me to see some of the people who really objected to this method of working now being quite so profligate in their use of it.

I always say if you put someone from a small town into a big city for ten years, then when they go back, they'll act differently. Are they the same person? Sure, but do they act different? Yeah.

I wasn't always a willing passer.

People keep saying I've changed. I used to be confrontational. But I'm - I haven't changed. It was - it's just that circumstances have changed.

Twenty years ago, you'd see guys busting rackets in locker rooms. Today they do it in their hotel rooms.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

They seem to have moved from total opposition to total subservience.

When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.