Bad Singing Quotes

I'm a terrible singer, but it helps when I have to call a taxi.

Everything I sang sounded awful. So I went outside and I screamed. Everyone pretty much agreed it was awful.

When I was in high school, I was a bad singer. I mean, all my early acting was musical theater, and my first ever show was 'Jesus Christ Superstar.' Everyone's familiar with it. I played priest number 3 and sang so out of tune that it's not even funny.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

I tried to sing 'What's Going On' with Amy Winehouse once at an old cinema in the West End. There was a funk band that had members of both of our bands playing in it, but it was the worst kind of place to sing bad karaoke because everyone there was an amazing singer or musician.

I sing in full voice in the car and have a tendency to harmonize badly.

I can't hold a note. I tried a singing lesson, but my vocal coach kept giving me the stink eye.

Tiny Tim? Anyone could sing like that. It's atrocious. It's hideous, really.

If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.

No, I'm a horrible singer, I'm awful.

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can be called that, consists of the stereotyped variations that go with a beginner's aria in a bathroom. For the ear, he is an unutterable bore.

If a guy was like, 'Let me serenade you,' and it was bad, and I had to lie about it - can't have it.

Rehearsels, actually." "Rehearsals?" "For the-" Oh,no. "-musicale." The Smythe-Smith musical.It finished off what the Crusades had begun.There wasn't a man alive who could maintain a romantic thought when faced with the memory-or the threat-of a Smythe-Smith musicale.

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

I think the singer in Pearl Jam should eat some Pearl Jam! He cannot sing to save his life! And the guitar player needs to seek help.

In fact, I love singing. I just have a small problem with pitch, tune, melody, and lyrics. But that's never stopped me.

Adam Scott sings like a bird... He's so bad. He's so bad.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

Basically, my mother couldn't hold a tune and when I was a baby, a rather tactless baby, I would ask her not to sing... you can't get to sleep if someone is singing off key nearby.

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns" (After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero' by Mariah Carey)

You should hear me on my own. It's horrendous.I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought, Geez, this is ridiculous.

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.

I don't sing. I'm the worst singer in the world!

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.