Alternative Jobs Quotes

If I wasn't an actor, I'd probably be working in journalism.

To write without pay until somebody offers pay. If nobody offers pay within three years, the candidate may look upon this circumstance with the most implicit confidence as the sign that sawing wood is what he was intended for.

I have always been fascinated by fashion. I never had any interest in waiting tables or bar-tending, so retail was sort of my best option.

Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well.

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress.

I have driven school buses, sold egg rolls and painted houses, and I have often wondered what my life would have been like if I hadn't gone into acting. Mind you, it's a great life, going around pretending you're other people and getting paid ridiculous sums of money for it.

Alternatives to government employment are a safeguard of the freedom of the individual

If I couldn't be an actor, I would only consider being an astronaut, a sea otter, or a gynecologist.

I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian.

I always was going to be a writer. The other jobs were just to keep me in food. Though I enjoyed the archaeology.