Alcohol Enjoyment Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I do like to have fun. I don't need alcohol to have fun.

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got nothing against drinking a Cosmo or Martini. It's not like one is judging the other. It's just delicious and slow and steady, and there's something about sipping a bourbon that to me is very relaxing.

Cold beer is bottled God.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?