I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
I don't like getting patted down and taking off my shoes at the airport.
I remember after 9/11, I started - I was working quite a bit in Vancouver. And then I realized I would go to catch my flight, and it would take me like 20 minutes to get cleared to fly, like, every time. I'm like, what is going on?
Bureaucratic nonsense at airports drives me crazy.
I've been called Hasheem Thabeet more times than I can remember going through an airport.
Why do we go through all the nonsense with security at our airport? It's not because the Catholic Church is falling apart.
I hate flying, taking my clothes off, and going through the whole security.
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
