I never, ever wanted to be an actor.
I don't mind watching plays once in a while, but as long as I don't have to be in them.
I'm a very shy person, and I never tried to do theater. I've been asked many, many times by the most incredible authors in America to do theater. And I always said no, not knowing what it is to be on the stage and to do theater.
I don't want to do something where I play a kid in a school. And I don't understand these spoof movies.
The idea of acting is something that absolutely repulses me. I just can't do it. I'm terrible at it. I get roped into films every now and then, and it's always a disaster.
I never wanted to act. I never participated in school plays.
I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they'd want me to be in them.
I don't want to play a voice.