But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
I know it's absurd, but they're out saying so, and Hillary [Clinton] makes a big, big deal about climate change.
Most people who went about saying a ghost had poked them with a brolly would be locked up somewhere.
We are asked now seriously to accept that in the last few years-contrary to all history, contrary to all intelligence-Saddam decided unilaterally to destroy those weapons. I say that such a claim is palpably absurd.
I know it sounds absurd, but 11 months old, I did my first commercial.
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
