Lisa Gardner Quotes

The difference between God and Reggie Jackson is that God doesn't think he's Reggie Jackson.

What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.

If I started thinking too much about how influential I've been, then I'd be more of a turd than I already am.

There's a big difference between confidence and conceit.

I think when you're as talented as me or you, you don't need to have an ego. On a serious note, the people I most admire in the world in my field have never shown that much ego to me.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

If you think you are not conceited, it means you are very conceited indeed.

No man is great if he thinks he is.

Clearly I've got an ego.

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.

I'm not God, don't intend to be and hope I never have that much power.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

You need ego but mine is not blinding.

I think it's one of the scars in our culture that we have too high an opinion of ourselves. We align ourselves with the angels instead of the higher primates.

The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.

People who know how much they're worth aren't usually worth that much.

I don't wanna sound pretentious talking about myself.

I said I was 'The Greatest,' I never said I was the smartest!

I don't wake up with some sense of fabulosity.

I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best.

Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

I don't have an ego; I'm not egotistical or anything like that.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!