Roger Moore Quotes

I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.

I'll just take amusement at being a paradox.

I'm older than I'd like and I'm creaky, but I'm doing alright.

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.

When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.

A situation is always comic if it participates simultaneously in two series of events which are absolutely independent of each other, and if it can be interpreted in two quite different meanings.

Life serves up satire. Unfortunately. Or fortunately. I don't know. You have to reel it in to drama.

The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth.

I'm happy to say that at 62, I think I've reached that point where stuff doesn't bother me as much, and my gratitude level has gone way up, especially having gone through the loss that I've had, and losing so many of the great artists that I was close to. They taught me how to see it with a grain of salt and a lot of humor and perspective.

I'm just growing old, darling. I don't know about gracefully.

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

I think there's an interesting contradiction of having a young face and an old soul. There's something funny about it, and it also allows you to reinvent being old.

I don't understand people getting depressed about getting older. There is nothing you can do about it, so you might as well embrace it.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Be obscure clearly.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

Funny people, these Germans. To them I am a stinking flower, yet they make me into a boutonniere time and time.

In contradiction and paradox, you can find truth.

For me, old age is just something that happens.

I'm a walking contradiction. I am funny that way.