Tom Hanks Quotes

My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf costume and take photos of kids sitting on Santa Claus's lap.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.

I love Christmas. Christmas is family time.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Christmas is never going to go away, and it's always going to be there. And there's always room for one more Christmas song, I think.

Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused - in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened - by the recurrence of Christmas.

I love Christmas. I love the music... I love everything about Christmas. I'm a big fan.

I love this time of year. I'm the world's biggest Christmas fan!

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

I'm not going to make a present of Santa.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

In case you didn't notice me, I'm the less attractive friend to the right.

As anyone who has the slightest knowledge of my work knows, I have little in common with Larkin, who was tall, taciturn and thin-on-top, and unlike him I laugh, nay, sneer, in the face of death. I will concede one point: we are both lesbian poets.