J. B. Smoove Quotes

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

Trump considers himself such a virile example of masculinity that he's qualified to serve as the ultimate arbiter of femininity. He relishes judging women on the basis of their looks, which he seems to believe amounts to the sum of their character.

All of them are men, not a girl amongst them unless you count Tommy Falk because his lips are so pretty.

It's sad to think that we've gotten to this, that we actually have to think about how to go about finding a man. But what's even sadder is that some men make you feel guilty for looking.

That was ridiculous," I told Dorian, once she'd left. "She's not the kind of person to fall for your flirting." "On the contrary," said Dorian. "She's exactly the kind of person to fall for it. I understand these warrior maids, you know. They live such harsh, cold lives, always trying to keep up with the men... when really, they just need someone to make them feel like a woman. And that, of course, is an area in which I excel. Why, if I'd had ten minutes alone with her—

Dominican men are told to look at women all the time, but they're definitely not told to see them.

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

I hate men who are in touch with their feminine side.

Men. We love them. We respect them. But we rarely get to objectify them.

The sight of women talking together has always made men uneasy; nowadays it means rank subversion.

Let's put one lie to rest for all time: the lie that men are oppressed, too, by sexism-the lie that there can be such a thing as men's liberation groups.

I would argue that something dark is lurking between the sexes, and that it is seeping out into cinema.

The only men who aren't in fear of women's reactions are usually men who aren't born or who are dead.

I hate female men.

I think I am really irreverent and I pretty much just talk to and about men the way men talk to and about women.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

The word 'excess' has no meaning for a male.

The days of the misogynistic Bond are sort of over.

We live in a patriarchal culture. It's okay for women to be objectified but not for men.

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.