Mallory Ortberg Quotes

Everyone is going to die.

Life and death. At some point we're gonna leave this world. Do I know when? Absolutely not.

All us got a due date. All us got a death sentence. One day, we gonna die.

We all know that we're going to die, but we don't know when. That's not a blessing, that's a curse.

We are all terminal.

The best care on earth cannot prevent us all dying in the end.

I don't think of death in a romantic way anymore.

Death is present every day in our lives. It's not that I take pleasure in the morbid fascination of it, but it is a fact of life.

You realize mortality is everywhere.

We're all going to die.

Death is a very important part of life.

We're all terminal; none of us are getting out of this alive.

Happens to everybody. Horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

Each instant of life is a step toward death.

You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face.

There's nothing glorious in dying. Anyone can do it.

Death is not something any one of us want to dwell on, but we must all confront it at some point.

I mean, death is a serious thing, certainly not to be sneezed at.

There is nothing glamorous about death.

For a man who has done his natural duty, death is as natural as sleep.

You cannot schedule death.

To have died once is enough.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!

Every so often, we all gaze into the abyss. It's a depressing fact of life that eventually the clock expires; eventually the sand in the hourglass runs out. It's the leaving behind of everything that matters to us that hurts the most.

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.