Justin Halpern Quotes
There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
Citations
Halpern, Justin. I Suck at Girls. It Books, 2012, p. 2.
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Justin Samuel Halpern is the American author of the Twitter feed "Shit My Dad Says" and the best-selling book Sh*t My Dad Says. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. His second book I Suck at Girls was published in 2012 and was the basis for the 2014 television show Surviving Jack.