Jeaniene Frost Quotes

I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

“Hey, Adam,” I said. “I thought you'd want to know that Warren and Darryl made it out of the vampire den alive.” I sucked in my breath. “You didn't actually agree to their meeting on Marsilia's grounds?” He laughed. “No, it just sounded better than saying they made it out of Denny's alive. It might not be romantic, but it's open all night and set in the middle of a brightly lit parking lot with no dark places for skulking parties to ambush from.”

I am Dracula, and I bid you welcome . . .

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

I like to have sleepovers.

I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven the danger and action. The ones that really transcend the genre always have a great laugh in them, such as 'Fright Night,' 'Lost Boys,' 'American Werewolf in London' - just to name a few.

I'll continue doing horror until the day I die. I love it; it's so much fun.

You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

We're gonna have some fun tonight.

Doing photo booths and signings, and doing all of that for charity, and having dance parties every night, is so much fun. I like to dance, and I know other people that like to dance. It's a great way to celebrate the time that we're all down there together.

I am Dracula.... I bid you welcome.

There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA.

I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.

I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?

Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Blame it on the boogie.

I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.

Dracula isn't just another vampire show. It's something entirely different that I personally feel I've never seen on American TV before.

Zombies are the new vampire.

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

With his long sharp nails he opened a vein in his breast. When the blood began to spurt out, he took my hands in one of his, holding them tight and with the other ceased my neck and pressed my mouth to the wound so that I must either suffocate or swallow... Some of the...Oh my god…my god What have I done?

As a kid I was into horror. I loved horror. Horror was huge. I was always into horror. Goosebumps for me was massive growing up. Horror for me was always a big thing.

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.