Gary Shteyngart Quotes

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones

You are my siren,” he said, running his hands along her thighs and down her calves, feeling the shape of her even as the silk of her gown kept them both from what they wanted. “My temptress . . . my sorceress . . . I cannot resist you, no matter how I try. You threaten to send me over the edge.

The love-bite, it is the beginning. You will be irresistible.

The reality is I meet a lot of actresses. They're wonderful, beautiful ladies. It's pretty hard to stay away from them. You know, there's worse problems to have.

Spanish women are so sexy. The way they move and talk drives me crazy!

Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.

She could smell the boy spice beneath the thrift-store aroma of his jacket, and the rubbing and the smell began to work to soften her -- like butter before you add sugar, in the first steps of making something sweet. It was her first experience of how bodies could meld together, how breath could slip naturally into rhythm. It was hypnotic. Heady. And she wanted more.

Exotic: meaning you're "desired." For madness is seductive, sexy. Female madness. So long as the female is reasonably young and attractive.

He was the kind of guy that made a woman want to rip his shirt open and watch the buttons scatter along with her inhibitions.

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

When a woman gets dressed up to go out at night, she wants to give 50% away, and hold the rest back. If you're an open book, there's no allure.

Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.

You don't have to hit anybody on the head to be sexy.

It's always the same - all men and women want to be sexy.

Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister.

Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.

I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.

If you find someone attractive, you try to make them find you attractive. That is called seduction. And seduction is a bit ugly. You could say it's a bit ugly to use your charisma.

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.

I will always love red lips.

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.

I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.