Craig Brown Quotes
Often, I grow irritated before the first tile has been placed on the Scrabble board. This generally occurs when one of my opponents has insisted upon bringing a dictionary to the table, making it clear that he will be consulting it throughout the game.
Citations
Brown, Craig. Column. Daily Mail, Associated Newspapers.
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Craig Edward Moncrieff Brown is an English critic and satirist, best known for his parodies in Private Eye.