Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

Hell was created for the devil and his angels. If you go, you are an intruder.

Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It’s jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It’s the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It’s really kind of gross – which is why I hang out with you. But only because you’re less gross than they are. (Jesse)

Heaven is not as narrowly literal-minded as hell.

All places shall be hell that are not heaven.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

Where does your soul go, when you die in Hell?

The principle difference between heaven and hell is the company you keep there.

Earth is a in-between world touched by both Heaven and Hell. Earth leads directly into Heaven or directly into Hell, affording a choice between the two. The best of life on Earth is a glimpse of Heaven; the worst of life is a glimpse of Hell.

I think earth, if chosen instead of Heaven, will turn out to have been, all along, only a region in Hell; and earth, if put second to Heaven, to have been from the beginning a part of Heaven itself.

Heaven is real and hell is real, and eternity is but a breath away.

There is no hell, there's only France

I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

Heaven and hell are not geographical, they are psychological, they are your psychology.

Although the time of death is approaching me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell or (what would be considerably worse) going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism.

We in Purgatory sing fondly of Hell.

I absolutely believe in Heaven and Hell. They're just like what the Bible says they are.

Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple dumpling.

Well, I'm not putting death on the agenda. I don't want to see my old friend Lucifer just yet. He's the guy I'm gonna see, isn't it? I'm not going to the Other Place, let's face it.

May Heaven exist, even if my place is Hell.

There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth.

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

I never thought about heaven per se. I think when you're dead, you're dead. If anything happens after that, you just hope you don't go to hell.

Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.