Brendan Behan Quotes

I do get a little pissed at people who write me and want me to do things, and spell my name wrong.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Rudeness makes me very angry.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I just get grumpy with bad behaviour.

Rudeness can make me angry.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

People who don't listen make me annoyed. That's the normal stuff, isn't it?

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer,” he said crossly, “say so at once and have done!

It's normal at this point for the fear-anger syndrome to take over and make you want to hammer on that side plate with a chisel, to pound it off with a sledge if necessary. You think about it, and the more you think about it the more you're inclined to take the whole machine to a high bridge and drop it off. It's just outrageous that a tiny little slot of a screw can defeat you so totally.

Next time I’ll just send the three of you e-mails. What was I thinking when I decided to have this meeting? (Acheron) Oh, I know. That men who are a couple of thousand years old could actually behave like grownups? (Nick) (Zarek elbowed Nick in the stomach.) Oops. Involuntary arm spasm. (Zarek)

I think people need more to do in their life if my hair pisses them off.

When she left for a third time and returned with a giant box, I started to get irate. "What is this?" I demanded, taking it from her. It felt like it had bricks in it. "Grandmother needs you to carry some things," Paul told me. "Yes," I said through gritted teeth. "I sort of figured that out fifty pounds ago.

For gods' sake, Strider," Torin snapped. "Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.

This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.

Get up, you useless lump, get up!

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.

You are the devil to talk to, Rachel," he said curtly. "Will you shut up and listen?

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

Gen. Schurz thinks I was a little cross in my late note to you. If I was, I ask pardon. If I do get up a little temper I have no sufficient time to keep it up.