Craig Brown Quotes

I used to lose my keys a lot.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

I love turning on the computer in the morning and reading the things that I did the day before - that I didn't do!

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

I've a grand memory for forgetting.

My worst habit is probably that I'm extremely messy. I'm a big scatter-brain - I'm always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park.

I'm quite good at not writing.

I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

There's nothing wrong with procrastination. Or is there? I'll leave it to you to decide, but only if you have the time.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I am the worlds laziest writer.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I'm probably the worst person for 'Men's Health' to interview.

Never leave a pen around me - it will be gone.

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once.

I lose things all the time. I once left my mother's ashes at a bus stop!

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

I'm terribly forgetful. I've lost laptops, cell-phones.

I am trying to cultivate the notion that constantly misplacing one's cell phone is a charming eccentricity... my children aren't buying it.

I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.

I'm the type of guy to put the water on the stove and then walk away and 10 seconds later be like, 'Come on, boil'!