Andrew Breitbart Quotes

Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show.

I spent years doing 'Star Trek' bits and things, and a lot of people loved it, a lot of people mocked it.

If you wanted to hear politics, you'd go to Henry Kissinger; you wouldn't go to hear Jackie Mason. The reason I speak about politics is because I know I can get a laugh out of it.

When 'Family Guy' came along, it was like a gift, and it expanded my fan base.

I've always wanted to go on 'The View!'

One thing I never thought I would get to do is end up on 'The Daily Show,' not once, but twice.

Did I think I'd ever be in television shows that people would see or movies? No. But I knew that I was going to be an actor.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

TV was the boogey man when I was growing up. Video games are the boogey man now. The novel was once a boogey man. Books about lowborn people doing lowborn things were once considered a real assault on people's morals. Maybe some day video games will be looked on as a good thing, but personally I don't see it.

Now, what of the entertainment that is available to our young people today? Are you being undermined right in your homes through your television, radio, slick magazines, and rock music records?

I've been on television saying, "¡Vamos a la biblioteca!". That was great. Nobody had ever asked me.

You can assess a culture to a degree by the way they receive movies and how they receive a given celebrity.

Moving people into reality TV is a mistake.

There are so many wonderful shows that come out through the year. What makes some stick is an unknown factor, you know? It's gotta be the right show at the right time. Really, you've got to have magic elements line up. But I felt that this was going to be something that was really going to ring true to people.

The film industry is a great industry, with infinite possibilities for good and bad. Its primary purpose is to entertain people. On the side, it can do many other things. It can popularize certain ideals, it can make education palatable. But in the long run, the judge who decides whether what it does is good or bad is the man or woman who attends the movies.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.

I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

I have no interest in Trump TV. I hear it all over the place.

"Statesman" presumes I'm out there giving opinions all the time about things, and no, I'm not interested in opining on a lot of subjects.

I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that.

I always knew that I would be some type of public figure, but I never knew that it would be rapping.

Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.

I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do anything to be liked... and comedians are always talking about politics.