Greg Gutfeld Quotes

It takes an awful lot to get me cross.

I'm not in the being-annoyed business.

I really don't get angry.

I get annoyed a lot with things.

There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

You have to be patient. I'm not!

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'

It's hard not to want to strangle people when you work with them for four years.

I'm a little angry in life.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.

Nuts!

I like to be as positive and as peaceful as possible, but reality says, you know, sometimes you get mad, sometimes you get antsy, sometimes you get aggravated.

I don't get angry easily, but we all have our moments.

I hate the word 'annoying!'

I get a bit quick-tempered sometimes.