Marilyn Monroe Quotes

I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.

It's nothing. A school project. My go-to answer for anything. Staying out late? School project. Need extra money? School project.

I didn't say I was running, did I?

If that comes up, I'll just confuse them.

This picture has been painted of me. It's not right. I am 100% clean.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?

I am not denying anything I did not say.

Probably some of the songs I never even really listened to the lyrics. Half of them I'd hear off the radio and was probably singing the wrong words and didn't even know it.

Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!

But sadly, one of the problems with being on public radio is that people tend to think you're being sincere all the time.

I haven't leaked anything to anybody. They are wrong!

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio. When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

I don't tend to lie. If I do, it's a little one. Like, 'I'm only around the corner...' when really I'm 10 minutes away.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.

Not every time there's a disagreement is somebody lying.

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.

How could I darling? He was never at the front.

As men are killed by fighting, the truth is lost in disputing.

If I were the president, I would tape everything that is said around me and what I said, because we know how sometimes things get misconstrued.

I think we have been unnecessarily maligned with a desire or a wish or intent on our part to try to defraud anybody. We haven't.

Trump is a master obfuscator. Like an octopus escaping a predator, he releases a cloud of ink when called to the carpet on one of his many lies. His strategy? Obfuscate, then reference others. 'Millions agree,' 'everyone knows,' 'many have done it.'

Sometimes what we see, what's going on in front of us, isn't really what's happening.

I never sold drugs. A lot of people used to think I was that dude but I never sold a crumb. I used to always be upset with that.