Chuck Klosterman Quotes


It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would see her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker.


Citations

Klosterman, Chuck. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto. Scribner, 2003, p. 131.

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Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman
  • Born: July 5, 1972
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author, Journalist

Charles John Klosterman (born 1972) is an American author and essayist whose work focuses on American popular culture. He has been a columnist for Esquire and ESPN.com and wrote "The Ethicist" column for The New York Times Magazine. Klosterman is the author of eleven books, including two novels and the essay collection Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto. He was awarded the ASCAP Deems Taylor award for music criticism in 2002.