Terry Pratchett Quotes

Insanity is contagious.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

The human race consists of the dangerously insane and such as are not.

Madness has its own dynamism. It just goes on.

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

We all go a little mad sometimes.

What frightens us most in a madman is his sane conversation.

Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.

I think everybody's nuts.

It takes madness to find out madness.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

We're never gonna get rid of crazy people. They've been around for thousands of years - they'll continue to be around; they'll continue to do horrible things.

Isn't it fun to be nuts? Isn't it fun to be crazy?

I've always wondered if, at some point, everything will snap, and it'll be like 'Alice in Wonderland,' where the delightfully mad people turn into sinister mad people.

Insanity makes the rivers flow.

My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am perfectly sane. My hallucinations, however, are all quite mad.

'Insanity... I like it."

Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.

you may be right, I may be crazy, but it just might be a lunatic you're looking for

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

Eccentricty had flowered into madness.

You want to hear about insanity? I was found running naked through the jungles in Mexico. At the Mexico City airport, I decided I was in the middle of a movie and walked out on the wing on takeoff. My body... my liver... okay, my brain... went.