Kenneth Oppel Quotes


IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe your FACE! I arrange the food on plates with care, are you understanding what I am telling you? It is part of the art form of cooking, yes? A lovely plate of food is a thing of beauty! And then you, NUMBSKULL, come along and put your fat greasy FINGERS all over my plate, and SHAKE the plate, and move my food all around the plate until it looks like pigs' vomit!" "Chef Vlad!" I cried out in delight.


Citations

Oppel, Kenneth. Starclimber. HarperCollins, 2008.

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Kenneth Oppel
Kenneth Oppel
  • Born: August 31, 1967
  • Nationality: Canadian
  • Profession: Writer

Kenneth Oppel (born 31 August, 1967) is a Canadian children's writer.