Kyp Malone Quotes

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

Trying to keep up is the ultimate act of uncoolness. And so I still retrieve not one but two daily newspapers from the driveway.

One of the misconceptions about BlackBerry is that it's your parents' smartphone.

I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.

I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.

I think being a wealthy member of the establishment is the antithesis of cool. Being a countercultural revolutionary is cool. So to the extent that you've made a billion dollars, you've probably become uncool.

We aren't cool and never will be.

I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

I think the reality is that, for me, real fur is extraordinarily old fashioned. I think you look old. Even if you're 20, and you've got a real fur coat, you just look like an old, unaware, unconscious being on the planet. It's not relevant, it's not sexy, it's not fashionable, and it's not cool.

I pride myself on being tragically uncool.

I think 'cool' is overrated.

I live in east London, but I'm not cool.

I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

I've never been up with the times, always been slightly out of step.

I didn't want to be a genius! That ain't cool.

If you don't appeal to kids, to the zeitgeist, you get thrown on the scrapheap.

I've always known that I'm a little out of vogue.

I was tired of playing the goodie-two-shoes.

I don't believe you can buy or sell 'cool.'

I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.

I'm old school. I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy.