Ben Hopkins Quotes

I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.

I used to run into lampposts. That was my party trick.

Unfortunately, there tends to be an easy way of doing things in life and the Haskell way. As a 12-year-old I knocked my front teeth out while chasing a friend in the rain. I'm the type who offers to serve wine at drinks parties and accidentally pours it down one of the guests.

I've broken my nose, I've broken ribs. You name it. In fact, we just got back from South America, and I fell over a monitor speaker on the stage and almost ended up in the front row of the audience. I managed to sprain my wrist on that one but luckily nothing was broken.

I don't know if it's shocking, but I'm the world's biggest klutz. I have been dancing since I was 3, and I have modeled, and I have good balance, but you wouldn't know it. Hanging out with me, I do everything from spill food on myself to trip up stairs. I'm the queen of that, most definitely.

For about two years, I was a little wild. I was out partying, having adventures.

I had a snowboarding accident. I fell off a horse. I've had a concussion, a fractured rib... I walk into walls. I'm always bruised up.

I'm very klutzy. I've fallen off horses, I've tripped with my high-heeled boots over a stunt guy.

I am, it is safe to say, not a practical man. The few attempts I've made to hammer in a nail have ended in broken thumbs, burst pipes, and water spraying everywhere with the house on fire.

I suppose I am one of life's naturally clumsy people; I don't drop stuff all the time, or break things, but I'm just generally a bit flustered.

If my life was a song the title would probably be 'Clumsy', 'cause I'm clumsy.

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

I loved to fall down.

My legs are really long and that's cool apparently, but I'm totally klutzy. I mean, I'm like Bambi. I fall all over myself because I can't control my arms and my really long legs.

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things.

I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication.

If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts.

I can't dance on ice, because I'm like Bambi on ice.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

I'm the Magoo of actresses, very accident-prone.

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

My mom and dad used to call me 'full drama'. Mom had many videos of me as a kid where I was doing some dance moves, and suddenly the next moment, I was on the floor.

There's nothing fake about flipping over and landing on your back.