Tom Lehrer Quotes


If anyone objects to any statement I make, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever made it.


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Tom Lehrer, Humorist & Mathematician, That Was the Year That Was, Liner Notes, 1965

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Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer
  • Born: April 9, 1928
  • Died: December 6, 1951
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Singer-songwriter, Satirist, Mathematician

Thomas Andrew Lehrer is a retired American musician, singer-songwriter, satirist, and mathematician, having lectured on mathematics and musical theater. He is best known for the pithy and humorous songs that he recorded in the 1950s and 1960s. His songs often parodied popular musical forms, though he usually created original melodies when doing so. A notable exception is "The Elements", in which he set the names of the chemical elements to the tune of the "Major-General's Song" from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance.