Daniel Handler Quotes


If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!"


Citations

Snicket, Lemony. The Miserable Mill. HarperCollins, 2000.

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Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler
  • Born: February 28, 1970
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Novelist, Screenwriter, Musician

Daniel Handler is an American writer and musician. He is best known for his children's series A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions, published under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket. The former was adapted into a Nickelodeon film in 2004 as well as a Netflix series from 2017 to 2019.