Gwen Stefani Quotes

I'm actually a very bad surfer, which is good because everybody likes a bad surfer. Nobody likes a good surfer.

I'm pretty good for an old geek.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

Clearly I am a person who suffers from a lack of ego.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.

I'm hardly the sexiest man in the world. I'm a bit of a geek.

I'm not saying this just to be self-deprecating, but I have always taken delight in playing people who are oblivious, because I do think I have giant, giant blind spots. It's a very comfortable place to be.

I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.

I do not look at myself every morning and think: 'Oh, my gosh, I am so perfect, so beautiful, so talented.' No, I like to make fun of myself.

I have no ego, I'll make fun of myself, and I'll make fun of being humiliated. I get it.

Me, sexy? I'm just plain ol' beans and rice.

I've just always been a bit of a dork.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I'm not that interesting of a person.

You can only begin to be great when you embrace a sense of your own ridiculousness.

I never said I was a genius.

Trust me: if I had something interesting to say about myself, I would.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Why would you want a picture with a wee, chubby guy from Bathgate? I just don't understand my appeal.

When you roast yourself, it makes everybody else comfortable.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

Oh Lord... I don't really do pride.

I don't think there's anything interesting about me.