Draymond Green Quotes

Things which are equally bad are also equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things. - Humbug

There are “well-known secrets” out there and there are people who are “so happy they could die.” Sometimes people are so sad they have to laugh and sometimes things feel so wrong, they’re right. Basically what I’m saying is, I usually don’t know what people are talking about.

I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.

I’m doing badly, I’m doing well; whichever you prefer.

He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it, which was true.

I am serious about not being serious.

Everything is sacred and nothing is sacred.

At times there is nothing so unnatural as nature.

I truly believe that if you think something's stupid, that might mean it's actually good.

Gentlemen, include me out.

Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it's there and sitting down on it and because you are forever making poems in the lap of death Humanity i hate you

The acceptance of ambiguity implies more than the commonplace understanding that some good things and some bad things happen to us. It means that we know that good and evil are inextricably intermixed in human affairs; that they contain, and sometimes embrace, their opposites; that success may involve failure of a different kind, and failure may be a kind of triumph.

Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience, and the best travellers . . . seem to be those able to hold two or three inconsistent ideas in their minds at the same time, or able to regard themselves as at once serious persons and clowns.

I like to ride the line between absurd and sincere.

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.

I have nothing to say, and I am saying it.

I'm an unpure purist, something like that.

It serves the purpose of not serving a purpose, surely quite a valid one.

Truth is what most contradicts itself.

You can't take contradiction away. Part of the fun of it is that the contradiction never really quite goes away.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

There is no idea that does not carry in itself a possible refutation, no word that does not imply its opposite.

I mean the opposite of what I say./You've got it now? No, it's the other way.

irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it.