Wylie Dufresne Quotes

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.

I'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal.

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.

I love Thanksgiving. In Canada, we don't really have a lot of history with Thanksgiving, and it's a holiday devoted to food, and that warms the cockles of my being.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups.

The turkey has a destiny which ends on San Martino's day.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.

I stuffed it like a turkey.

If you're going to be hosting any event or a performance or having dinner with people after a performance, it is work, but it's also social: food and a glass of wine would be involved often.

You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side.

When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase book.

You can eat an omelet at midnight, at lunchtime, all day long. It's perfect for every occasion.

I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

The perfect breakfast is fish with grits and scrambled eggs with onions. I'm getting hungry thinking about that.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!