Judd Apatow Quotes

From now on when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I planned to say, Amnesiac.

I have lost my short-term memory - I'm just getting blonder by the day.

My mind is vacant on names, but I know him as well as anything. When I need names they drop out of my head; when I don't need them they drop back.

Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot.

I don't remember scenes. I'm like, 'Really, we shot that?'

I have a really bad memory, to be honest.

I have a really terrible memory.

I think you remember everything ... you just can't bring it to mind all the time.

Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.

I remember the first joke that I made, which went over terribly. I was at my cousin's birthday party in Brooklyn. I was a little kid and she was a little older. They were going around introducing themselves; I was probably four, and I was very eager to impress all of these older New York kids. They went down the line and were like, "I'm Jake," "I'm Jane," "I'm Silvia," and I said, "I'm hungry," because I thought that was really going to bring the house down.

My memory is so bad that many times I forget my own name.

Look, ladies, we've been over this. I don't even remember killing Medusa. I don't remember anything! Can't we just call a truce and talk about your weekly specials?" Stheno gave her sister a pouty look, which was hard to do with giant bronze tusks. "Can we?

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

I sort of don't remember anything I did in the '70s.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I've forgotten who I had lunch with earlier, and even more important, where.

I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

In our endeavors to recall to memory something long forgotten, we often find ourselves upon the very verge of remembrance, without being able, in the end, to remember.

Amnesia may well be the highest sacrament in the great gray ritual of existence.

I never write. Never! I do not even remember if I can write.

I don't remember lighting this cigarette and I don't remember if I'm here alone or waiting for someone.

I had amnesia once or twice.